December 2009
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sundaymuffins:
themainedaily:
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Handbook 2010
sundaymuffins:
overflowing:
My boyfriend’s father emailed this to me. Worth sharing.
HANDBOOK 2010 Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Take time to pray and...
"Your roof is leaking": speak like a 1950s hipster →
kohkohbean:
jessicachu:
BARBECUE A hot-looking lady.
BOIL MY CABBAGE Blues slang for sex.
CHICAGO OVERCOAT Coffin.
COLD MEAT PARTY A funeral.
DEAD SOLDIERS Empty beer bottles.
FACE LIKE A RUSSIAN FLAG Embarrassed, ie red.
FLORIDA HONEYMOON A dirty weekend.
FREE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT Out of work, unemployed.
HAEMOPHILIA OF THE LARYNX A blabbermouth.
HAVE ONE ON THE CITY Drink some...
No matter what happens the first person you love...
kohkohbean:
(via jessicachu)
holy shit I’m screwed.
